An unexpected bonus

Who knew that the lice shampoo is the absolute best stuff on the planet? After I had shampooed and combed out three heads worth of hair, we all have the most beautiful silky smooth locks I have *ever* seen. I don't know if it's the shampoo or the hour of combing each strand with a tiny rake, but models would kill for our shiny hair right now. I'm surprised we haven't had directors knocking down our door to star in their next hair product commercials.

Of course, to get this gorgeous hair, you have to be suffering from the most gross hair problem on the planet. It just makes my scalp crawl to think about it and I didn't even *have* any. The least RID can do is give you fabulous hair for all the torture they make you go through to get it.