Overheard in my car today

To escape the holiday induced cabin fever, we picked up one of K's friends and headed to the movies. This was part of the conversation on the way home.

(This friend, M, is an 8-year-old boy, so consider yourself warned.)

K: "How are you going to get to Disney World? Are you gonna fly?"

M: "I'm gonna eat 20 pounds of beans and fly there on fart power!"

Oh, I am soooooooo glad I have girls!