I am going to fall flat out any moment

Why am I going to fall flat out?

Because of this.

Do you know what that is?

It's a book. With stories by 50 authors.

1 of those 50 is me.

Can you believe it?!?

People can actually go to Amazon and buy something I wrote!!!

(I'm not doing such a good job of convincing you I can write with my one sentence paragraphs, am I?)

And when you read in the description "Sometimes hysterical and sometimes heartwarming...", just know that my story is on the hysterical side. Waaaaaaay over on the hysterical side.